"Unfortunately
Al had put the one way value into his pee-bottle the wrong way
round"
"When
using a pee bottle it's customary to pee into the bottle.
"WMC
guys don’t bother with all that girlie stuff"
"Al
had failed to grasp some of the key principles of the wet
T-shirt competition"
"Who's
nicked my can of Fosters?"
"Hope
someone can re-attach my catheter tube."
"Dandelion
Juice .....for that cool refreshing feeling!"
"…just
got to look natural and no one will notice."